Thursday, 26 June 2014

Things I learned in my first 24 hours of playing SimCity:

  • Sewage workers will take any pay package you offer them. They must just do it for the love of the job.
  • Nothing is more gratifying than designing a new railway route
  • The doctors can't strike if there aren't any doctors
  • The teachers can't strike if there aren't any teachers
  • The firepeople can't - oh shit.
  • Buildings are really flammable.
  • So are people.
  • So are... trees? Who knew?

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