Things I learned in my first 24 hours of playing SimCity:

• Sewage workers will take any pay package you offer them. They must just do it for the love of the job.
• Nothing is more gratifying than designing a new railway route
• The doctors can't strike if there aren't any doctors
• The teachers can't strike if there aren't any teachers
• The firepeople can't - oh shit.
• Buildings are really flammable.
• So are people.
• So are... trees? Who knew?